The Advantages of Stoning

As promised in my previous post (check 'The Leap Years and Fruitful Stoning...'), here are some advantages of stoning. Of course, you gotta know what stoning means first:

Stoning
The act of staying motionless regardless of your surroundings. There are 2 main types of stoning: Passive Stoning and Plain Stoning. Passive Stoning refers to a person stoning for a rather long period of time, thinking of something, while Plain Stoning is...just plain reasonless (is there such a word?) stoning. Passive Stoning is related to daydreaming and occurs most frequently in toliets and classrooms. Plain Stoning...happens anytime, anywhere; most likely when someone is sitting with nothing to do.

This is my own personal definition of stoning; it may not be 100% correct and may be missing various information about stoning. You can try scanning through a dictionary for the real meaning but if you ask me, don't bother. I don't think its inside the dictionary. Just have a little faith in me and believe my definition. :)

Well, if the above happened to you before, don't panic! Stoning isn't a bad thing; most people have stoned in their lives before, even celebrities (just a guess there though :S). Here are some benefits of Stoning:

- Easier for ideas and solutions to come up in your mind. This is most effective if you're in the toliet bathing or pooping, don't ask me why though...I learnt this through experience :D. Passive Stoning in the toliet can also be known as 'Brainstorming'. This is especially useful if you're stuck with a maths problem or you're running out of ideas for your DnT folio.

- Stoning can actually relieve stress. Plain Stoning on your bed for like 5 mins can help you relieve some stress, epecially if you're going through a tough question or if you're in the midst of preparing for exams. Just don't let your mind wander too far off, you won't be able to concentrate if it does wander too far; You'll just keep thinking of stoning.

- It helps you sleep, most of the time. Please note though, Passive Stoning DOES NOT help you sleep at all; Only Plain Stoning does. Passive Stoning would only make it harder for you to sleep, you'll just keep thinking of stuff. Plain Stoning helps keep your mind blank and on the stand-by to shut down (meaning for you to knock off).

Alright, heres all the advantages I can think of for now. Pretty tired now; feel like dozing off soon. Will update the advantage list when I think of another benefit.

Happy Stoning!
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